Story #327

The Real Hobo’s Of Bev Hill
                                                                    Cragen’s Haiku
                                                               My Name Is Cragen
                                                 Watch my show now, home-owners
                                                                 Steps are wonderful
                                                       And now, a short bio of Cragen
Cragen’s a hobo by nature, poet by profession. He lives under a step, above which ladies do yoga every Saturday. He has a beard (dirty brown), wears numerous coats(his favorite’s aubergine and has large pockets), and is proud to say that he has a full head of hair.

– Cragen, Bev (Beverly) Hills