Story #162 – Brand New Boy

Excuse me love I’ve got something to tell you,
And it’s been bothering me for quite some time,
Don’t think that I don’t know what it is you do,
I know you’ve been looking me up, and want to be mine,
But it’s not enough to bat your eyelids,
Or look pretty sitting in silence,
Because you’ve got this reputation, and it falls before you,

You want a gentleman sure,
But I’m glad that I slept on the floor,
And you can’t be treated lady-like,
When you’ve got a brand new boy, every other night,

Excuse me darling I believe this is important,
I wouldn’t put it passed you to kneel in front of a line,
This is your life’s work, and it’s not distorted,
I’m trying to polish it a little, by making it rhyme,
And it’s not enough to sit there begging,
Or wishing for the perfect wedding,
Because you’ve got this reputation, and it really needs sortin’,

You want a gentleman sure,
But I’m glad that I slept on the floor,
And you can’t be treated lady-like,
When you’ve got a brand new boy, every other night,

I just wanted to let you know that just before,
Before you ever thought that there could be something more,
And I’m sorry to say your lips are tragedy,
A career as a poster-girl for sodomy,
You’ve got a reputation and a really dirty name,
I think it’s picture perfect so I’ll put it in a frame,
You’re a walking disaster, a walking disaster,
Please excuse my laughter,

You want a gentleman sure,
But I’m glad that I slept on the floor,
And you can’t be treated lady like,
When you’ve got yourself a brand new boy, every other night.